Previous team: Tri-Valley Blue Devils. Pleasanton, CA
Knickname: A-rod
Quote: “Aztecs. More like Spaztecs”
Brief Bio: I play hockey for SDSU, wrote that wonderful Deep Thought column (RIP 2008), and occasionally, complete schoolwork. I have a strong vocabulary, I make the same face in all pictures. Also, I live with SDSU defensemen Aaron Puentes and Lance Smith.